Happy Geek Pride Day
(aka Towel Day)
I'm certainly proud of my geek spirit.
I wonder what it smells like.
Probably a combination of stale farts, pizza pockets and that lovely smell a new Apple computer emits which will probably give me cancer in ten years.
I'm also incredibly proud of my geek man. His giant brain was so attractive that I abandoned my caveman pursuits for this quiet life of intelligent conversation and slightly
disturbing couple cosplay. (just kidding.maybe).
Ladies.....if you have yet to realize that the beefy guy who can build you a deck or has a motorcycle with a "no fat chicks" sticker is not life partner material I implore you to SNAP OUT OF IT!
Don't waste years (like I did) on men who think smart women are a myth and have no place except on their knees or in the kitchen. Find yourself a geek. A sweet, intelligent, grossly underestimated guy who will appreciate you for your intellect and be turned on by the fact you KNOW what "Towel Day" is in reference to. It will give him chub. You will be worshipped. THAT is the guy you will one day want to make little Ewoks with. Think about it.
NO wait....don't think about it. Quit wasting time and get your ass over to my website and sign up. e-Harmony is never going to create a compatibility section using criteria that includes fandom and obsessions so you are wasting your time there. Date within your species! On this day, our holiest of days, we should be celebrating one another. Happy Geek Pride Day people.
I love you just the way you are. Now go find someone to have sex with who also feels that way.
LLaP
Head She-Geek
Joyce (aka Phoenix)
Pic [via]
